Dear OrchidPearls
You think you're so cool with your subfonts.
Well.
I just wanted you to know that you're a ho and I dread thinking about you.
The best part about this message is that you WILL get it.
Either way, I just wanted you to know how much I hate you, and I think you should jump off the closest cliff.
And your hair is atrocious.
Goodbye for all eternity, and I hope you will never enter my mind again.